It’s all happening in Lincolnshire…

G4S are our saviours!

Lincolnshire Police will benefit from a planned custody suite due to be built by a private firm, the police authority claims.

G4S would build the suite and employ some of the custody staff if it wins a £200m contract.

The 10-year deal would also see the firm handle the force’s human resources, finance and fleet management.

The Police Federation has said it is cautious about the idea.

But Barry Young, chairman of Lincolnshire Police Authority, said the suite – the location of which is still to be decided – will be an investment.

“They [G4S] are bringing to the table not only their expertise and new ideas but also some investment which we simply could not make ourselves,” he said.

“That’s precisely why we’ve entered into this strategic partnership with G4S.

“Our strategic partnership, certainly, is the first of its kind in the country and there is no doubt whatsoever that G4S hope that by having a showcase here they will get further business.”

The two-storey custody suite would have 30 cells.

It is expected some duties currently handled by police officers, such as accompanying offenders to their cells and carrying out drug testing, will be carried out by G4S employees.

Thirty police officer jobs are to go in the next year under the latest budget announcement by Norfolk Police.

The £145m budget will see officer numbers reduce from 1,530 to 1,500, with PCSO numbers remaining static.

Council tax precept towards the police is set to rise by 3%, which Norfolk Police Authority said would equate to a 0.4% rise in the public’s tax bill.

Police chief constable Phil Gormley said the increase would be invested in its successful Safer Schools programme.

The latest job cuts for 2012-13 form the second year of a four-year savings plan at Norfolk Police, worth £25m.

MEANWHILE IN LONDON…

‘Call me Dave’ has told Chief Constables they are not to worry people by telling the truth…

That Policing in this country is finished.

Great boost for the economy…

I see a big hotel chain is recruiting thousands for their chain of hotels…

A fantastic boost for the Polish economy…

The world’s gone mad…

A charity shop worker drowned in a shallow lake after firemen refused to help for health and safety reasons, an inquest heard today.

Simon Burgess, 41, toppled into the three foot deep water while feeding the swans.

Even when a police officer who had arrived at the scene waded into the water, he was ordered back.

 
Tragedy: Simon Burgess, right, feeds the swans at the lake in Gosport, Hampshire, where he drowned a few months after this picture was taken 

Simon Burgess,

And a witness told the inquest that firemen said they were not allowed into water that was more than ‘ankle-deep’.

Whilst accepting that there may be more to this than meets the eye, I can’t help but feel a twinge of shame about this…

I know one thing…

I would have walked in a dragged him out.

If the fire SO had ordered me out I would have told him what to do with his orders…

Still…

Slavery or a real opportunity?

William Wilberforce

On paper it sounds like a good deal?

People that need experience of work get a placement arranged by the government at no cost to the employer.

The people on placement keep their jobseekers (lol), the company get a ‘try before you buy’ and the government get a good feeling for having helped…

Of course…that’s one way of looking at it…

The other is…

Big companies wanting to make even more money get free help-without any outlay…

People desperate for work are paid a lower wage for a job that can be cut at any time…

The government desperate to show they care and are not simply in power to get lots of money for themselves and their old school friends-also get a way to reduce the unemployment figures…

It can’t be slavery…but it’s pretty close.

I remember hearing a cynic once remark that the government don’t really want people off the dole because they are being given money that returns to them anyway.

This way they can get people to work for nothing too…

Still…

Isn’t that what interns do?

That said, there is a BIG diff between being an intern at IBM and stacking beans in Tesco….

Launching now! The ‘DAILY SHIJURO BLOG!’

YES FOLKS! I’M BACK…

BADDER AND BIGGER THAN EVER!

(SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)

Shijuro-closing blog…

Sorry all… but I have had enough of the troll upsetting me…

It’s all over…

Also…

I am worried that PSD are on to me…

Anyway…

Thanks for all the comments etc…

Lazy cow syndrome…

Another ‘isolated incident’ showing why firearms are so important…

A crazed knifeman was shot up to four times by armed police officers after Taser stun guns failed to incapacitate him.

The man, aged in his 20s, was fighting for his life in hospital last night after receiving  multiple gunshot wounds.

He was injured as he brandished a large knife or sword at a group of officers.

The scene in Forest Hill, south London, where a man was shot by policeThe scene in Forest Hill, south London, where a man was shot by police

Witnesses said they heard police screaming orders at the knifeman during the stand-off in Forest Hill, South East London.

One 45-year-old man said: ‘There was some shouting then two shots, then some more shouting, another shot, then more shouting and a fourth shot.

 

This is a graphic demonstration of the limits of ‘non-lethal’ weapons and the fact that Police face ‘lethal weapons’ 24-7.

It’s easy to get a stabbing weapon.

Stabbing weapons can be obtained from a £-shop.

They kill-very efficiently.

In fact so efficiently, that modern armies still issue them…

If you want your Police to protect you and themselves…they need to be able to outgun the people they deal with.

At the moment-a stick and CS/PEPPER what ever just don’t cut it.
If I had to chose a weapon (other than a bow or gun) to go against another person and I wanted to kill them-I would go with a knife or sword.

Police in this country need to be routinely armed.

Morgan Freeman for World President!

Morgan Freeman famously said that he didn’t want black history month because it made black people different from other Americans …

”How do we stop racism then?”, gasped the clearly stunned interviewer…

”Stop talking about it…”, said Morgan…”I will stop calling you a white man, you stop calling me a black man…”

 

Brilliant… I’ve been saying this for years…

Dumbest criminal file… chapter 22…the sleepy drunk…

A drunk broke into a police station compound and smashed the window of a squad car before climbing inside to sleep off an alcohol-fueled night out, a court heard.

Furious Paul Skelton, 27, scaled the fence of Plant Hill police station in Blackley, Manchester, after he found no one was on hand to answer his calls for help to get home after a night on the town, magistrates were told.

He broke the window of a squad car and settled down for a nap, a court heard.

 
Plant Hill police station in Blackley, ManchesterArrested: Skelton scaled the fence because no one was inside the station to help him get home

Skelton was still fast asleep five hours later when an officer opened the station at 6am on January 14.

The officer changed into his uniform – including body armour – before waking Skelton and arresting him, prosecutor Gareth Hughes told Manchester magistrates court.

 

Heh…another member of the public facing the outcome of the cuts to Police numbers etc…

This chap is a class act…

Not only does he get so minging he can’t make rational decisions…he gets angry because the Police won’t take him home!

He represents a sliver of people I used to see every thu/fri/sat night in the big town pub street…

”I am (hic) fcuking, like, you! hey! fcuking like vulner..vulber, need fcuking help like…I fcuking pay (burp) your fcuking wages now get me a fcuking home cab…whatever…”

 

ETC…