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On-line justice?


You can do anything on-line now… buy your groceries… book a holiday… plead guilty at court… study for a degree…

…eh? Enter a plea at court?

March will see the successful* pilot system go live and you can enter a plea at court… mmm… I wonder how they will ensure it’s you pleading…

What next: report your own crime? Investigate your own crime?

Yeah… that’s coming too… A little bird tells me that a couple of BIG forces are going to introduce a ‘get your own crime-number’ on-line systems within the next 12-months.

On a related note, that well known and loved ‘pundit’ Robbie Savage has predictably, got away with speeding…because if he traveled on public transport he would be in danger because people hate him…

Ignoring the fact the court are right…people do hate him…this is another clear example of the simple fact your access to justice depends greatly on how much money you have…

 

*I’ve never seen a pilot system that failed…it’s someone’s promotion see…

Place your bets!


… on how long it’s going to be before the police get the blame for:

Jihadi John…

the 3-Jihadi brides…

Any bets?

 

Anne Force one (to leave…)


I see the ‘colorful’ Anne Barnes is sacking her youth commissioner

After her being suspected of driving without insurance… I would think she might  have decided to exercise her own feet in leaving office…

I thought PCC stood for Police Crime Commissioner – not Pants Cock-up Commissioner- here are some of her best lines:

  • On her documentary: ‘The only reason I agreed to do the documentary was to help people better understand the role of police and crime commissioner. It is very complex and there are lots of challenges. Unfortunately I don’t think the programme did that and I’m deeply sorry’. 
  • When asked about her job:‘Oh dear, what is a police commissioner? Right, well it’s not the Police Commissioner, it’s the Police and Crime Commissioner.
  • ‘It’s a strange job because there is actually no description at all – there are certain responsibilities you have to do, but there is no actual job description.’
  • On what her ‘Crime Onion’ meant: ‘Oh God, I’ve got no idea – I can’t tell you actually – I wasn’t thinking I’d be talking about the actual onion (the concentric circles) as we call it – umm I don’t know know really – everything’s important.’ 
  • On her Ann Force One battle bus: ‘My budget is £317million, £15,000 is money well spent – I could have had a top of range Mercedes, but it’s not my image.’ Mrs Barnes was then seen driving her personal Mercedes.
  • On resignation of Paris Brown: ‘I was not recruiting an angel. I was not recruiting a police officer. I was recruiting a young person, warts and all. It is personally sad for Paris and her family’
Lol… will someone not rid us of this turbulent priest?

TASER


Mmm… I suspected the BBC were looking to stick the boot in over taser when I saw a tweet asking for children that have been tasered to volunteer for interview…

They didn’t get any replies!

I think this was interesting…probably because the ‘children’ red-dotted were not ‘Just William’ types caught scrumping -but crack/booze addled morons up for a knock…

…hence their two fingers to the Beeb…. wrong time to post the tweet too… middle of the night for such types…

Bullshire Police


 

 

jack

Just to say I love Bullshire police… a deep, enduring love…

The beeb are running a story about how the ‘thin blue line’ are banned in Sussex police because they are ‘not on the list of approved items’…

I want to say publicly that that is BOLLOCKS.

The reason is obvious- they have been told by their masters that it’s a political statement…

… I disagree… the destruction of the police is a matter for us all…

 

+++++ STOP PRESS+++++

The pressure from the public has no doubt swayed the ‘minds’ of the brass at Suss-Pol and they have reversed their order re the wearing of the blue line patch!

Well done !!! Read it here…

Chip, chip, nibble, nibble…


The following stories appeared today in the: DM

Woman kills herself after POLICE drop charges (even though CPS do the dropping)

 a video of an named officer hitting someone’s head off the custody desk

T.May tells officers- ‘stop doing your job’ (OK-stop doing stop and search)

 

These are just todays…in one paper…

 

 

Badges, solicitors, probationers and Peter Hitchens …


I didn’t think it would be long before some spanner (Inspector Spanner to you m’lad) had an issue with someone wearing the ‘thin blue line’ union jack patch… it just shows the kind of mealy mouthed cretin that gets to that wank on occasion… I believe the appropriate response would be ‘bollocks…sir’. When I was challenged over wearing a union flag pin badge- I smiled sweetly at the gaffer and gave him my pocket book for him to write the order in… he declined.

I ordered a solicitor yesterday at 1500hrs… when I went off duty at 2100hrs he still hadn’t arrived… It seems Valentines night with the other half is more important than the rights of the PIC… I must remember that one…

We have seen a couple of probationers this week- looking like I did, no doubt, in my first week- like a rabbit in headlights… my mate in training tells me that trainers are not trainers any more-they are ‘coaches’. More worrying is the directive given to ‘student officers’ as they are called now- that they don’t need any help from other members of the shift as they are fully trained …and they are duty bound to challenge ‘inappropriate’ words or behavior from their colleagues… we have had the ‘know your audience’ talk from the DI…but I suspect the directive will only last until the first complicated enquiry-or angry man…

That well known idiot Peter Hitchens says that arresting people is not our primary function- (correct) it’s the ‘prevention and detection of crime’ he wails- the cuts and various policies of control have reduced the proactive nature of the police to zero…(again, surprisingly, correct)… however, like most people he falls into the trap of thinking he knows more about my job than I do…

…anyway Pete, the primary function is actually the preservation of life and property (that often go hand in hand if you think about it…) … tell you what Pete…you stick to writing shit articles about the Kardashians and leave the policing to us…