They was fury across the country earlier ago, when police officers were found to be alive and as such needed food, water and shelter.
“I saw one just queuing up to buy a sandwich and a hot drink!”, said a Mr S Panner of Torbay…”I mean its such a shock to realise they need food…I always thought they was robots like in that film Blade Runner. It’s just not right…”
I was well up for a hot coco yesterday as I walked through from the seafront…it was ‘bracing’ I think is the word… As I stood in the McHorse I felt a pair of eyes on me… “you ok sir?” “well…it’s just such a surprise…you buying a drink”
“well we can’t have them for free…”
“no, that’s not what I mean…it’s you drinking…it’s just you don’t expect police to do that do you?”
I looked around as if I was checking who was looking and leant towards him conspiratorially…”don’t tell everyone…but I eat, sleep and fornicate too..”
His face was a picture..