UFO? More like you f**k off!!!

Some idiots nearly got shot t’other day for two reasons:
They were idiots doing something idiotic…
And they were trying to break into a secret base…

  • Agents held the 12-man team at gunpoint for three hours while checking their credentials
  • Area 51 rumoured to hold the crashed space-ship as well as the bodies of aliens which were removed – still alive – from the wreckage
  • ‘Apache helicopters were called in and Washington phoned London after trespass’
  • Team say they were followed in the days following attempt

Lol…Not really thinking it through are they?  I will help…

  1. Not everyone in the world is a poo as we are
  2. Not everyone is scared of the press
  3. Secret bases that are known aren’t really secret…and probably don’t have anything secret on them anyway…


Anyway… last word to Judd, James, Bill and Jeff from ID4…

“You had that UFO, Area 51! Yes! Area 51!”

“Sir, contrary to what you may have read in the tabloids, your government has never recovered any alien spacecraft”

“Sir… that’s…not entirely true…”

“What? Which bit?”




3 responses to “UFO? More like you f**k off!!!

  1. Seems to be our month for exporting nutcases first hamza the hook gets some good old american hospitalety then a team of tards go walkabout at the worlds greatest idiot magnet
    i reckon elvis work there !!!

  2. ‘Independence Day’ was a big slice of hokum, but I do love that little exchange. Bill Pullman plays it just right…

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