Twin ladies get on a ‘plane in the USA drunk…they get upset ‘cos they can’t sit together and…well…they are drunk. One tussle with cabin staff later, they are handcuffed and waiting for the FBI as the captain turns the aircraft around.
Court was not happy and, in addition to the probation for assaulting the aircrew, gives them an £50,000 quid bill for the fuel!!!
Meanwhile in la-la land MP (yes-the people chosen to lead us, make laws and so forth…) not content with getting pissed up and FIGHTING in the commons bar he has now been done for CUTTING OFF his tag!!!!
Reason? Wife ill? Nope. Kids 21st? Nope.
He wanted to see a boat race!
Fined but not sacked…or imprisoned.
What a shower…
Role on retirement …