Err… derr…


David Cameron is planning more electronic tags and longer curfews for serial offenders as it was revealed thousands are being let off with a slap on the wrist.

Some 4,500 criminals with 15 or more convictions were given a caution last year.

Tens of thousands more were handed fines, community sentences or suspended jail terms. Overall, some two-thirds of the worst serial offenders escaped jail, Ministry of Justice statistics show.

 
The police are handing out more and more cautions, even to those committing offence after offence

 

MPs said the figures betrayed the ‘soft justice’ system and called for more public control over sentences.

Today, it was reported the Prime Minister will toughen up non-custodial sentences.

Offenders will be sent to a ‘virtual prison’ , with a 16-hours-a-day curfew and judges and magistrates will be given the power to confiscate credit cards, passports and driving licences.

 

Well… fcuk my old boots… ‘Call me Dave’ thinks it’s a bit raw that the baddies keep committing crime after crime seemingly without caring…

The police are handing out more and more cautions, even to those committing offence after offence”, wails the DM…

Mmm… well they are only up for a caution if they do not have a like offence in their history.
 

Lets face it though… the government has made it VERY clear to the Police it doesn’t want people in prison and that is the only real deterrent… I mean, what will taking a licence off a bag-head without a car do? Or a passport of a crack-whore?

I wonder if ”Call me Dave” really thinks that community sentences work for serial crack-whores or bag heads? They don’t BTW… for obvious reasons.

This shows two things:

1. Gadget et al (and yours truly) are right that the current system just doesn’t work…

2. “Call me Dave” hasn’t got a fcuking clue…

If you are listening Dave…I have a couple of suggestions?

ONE…

Do an audit of the long/medium term prisoners currently in jail and release those that are not binned for violence/sex/drug crimes-tag them with conditions.

TWO…

Deport ALL foreign nationals from EU countries inside… no ifs or buts -out… With a 20-year no come back sticker…

THREE…

Tell all persistent offenders druggies or not with 10 or more convictions- ”ok, you’ve had a good run, but it ends now. Any further convictions and you are binned for 10-years… and you will DO 10-years too.”

FOUR…

A day inside jail is like this:

0530hrs-rise and shine…clean cell to high degree of cleanliness…

0600hrs-inspection…

0645hrs-breakfast…

0715hrs… PT

0900-hrs tea and toast…

0930-school…

1200-lunch…

1245-school/work training…

1600- dinner…

1700-associaton…

1900-hrs book club/trade…

2100hrs-lights out…

 

I guarantee that this will solve our main crime problems within about 2-years…

 

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2 responses to “Err… derr…

  1. Correct!

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