Sssliiiiiiiiiiide… (down the slippery)


Who would be a badger at the moment?  Not only being shot at but having all those hippies- including Brian May- stinking up the place…

When I get upset at that muppet Winsor I reflect on the fact that teachers have that Burke Gove … He is quite a charming chap… Heh… Not… Horrible, ville odious little twerp…

Anyway… I note a certain force’s chief  that put is foot down and said  “private police? Not on my watch” had now…. Said yes to a private contact with a firm that with be scene managing (standing around with a clip board) …

More to come I suspect..

Why people hate the police…


1. They are themselves criminals
2. They are close relatives of criminals
3. They are fourteen years old and rebelling (usually on the internet in the comments section of videos)
4. They are law-abiding, yet wannabe gansters (often crossover with number 3 above)
5. They are motorists who feel the law doesn’t apply to them and that they as individuals are somehow ‘above’ such petty matters
6. They are left-wingers who necessarily feel oppressed by the apparatus of state as an integral part of their worldview
7. They are right-wingers who necessarily feel that the police are uselessly soft as part of their worldview
8. They are foreign and have a different view of the police because the police in their home country are corrupt/brutal/inept
9. They are victims of petty crime that the police have trouble charging for
10. They are clinically insane…
11. They were done for speeding /double yellows/zigzags etc

Police impostor spotted at memorial service..


A man wearing a police uniform with more braid on than Idi Armin did… Was none other than that well known non – police officer Tom Windsor…

Tom  Windsor… A man that has shown just how much he dislikes the police…

Too angry to post…. Grrrrrrrrrrrr

Update… The Fed gaffer knew this monkey was going to wear our uniform and advised him not too… He (not surprisingly) ignored the advice and did it anyway…

If Hammond had worn a Marine Corp uniform they would have been hell to pay…

Because it’s us nobody gives a fcuk…

Time for a campaign?


Hidden below stories like:

“Apples iPhone scanner hacked”

“greedy councils use super gatso to catch the innocent driver etc”

“coffee is expensive”

“cats binge eat because the are unhappy”

“female ref sent home”

“insects in a can!”

is the story of PC Andrew Duncan…

PC Duncan joined in 1990 and was less than 8-years from retirement.

He was a scout leader as well as a father and husband.

Andrew obviously was a man that took his responsibilities seriously, encouraging other children to be the best they could be.

He looked forward to a (reduced) pension and a life away from shifts with his wife and children.

That meaningful and productive life was cut short by two people that didn’t even stop to see if he was injured after they smashed into him.

Whilst not wishing to profane this man’s memory but I wonder is it now time for us as a Police service or whatever to fight back against the media scum that put this man’s sacrifice below such trivial shit?

over to you…

Target culture…is… back!!!


…like it ever went away…and there’s me thinking that kittens had got rid of such naughtiness…

 

Prisons not nice places to go…


Apparently, prisons aren’t nice places to be (if you are a prisoner I mean- although it’s not too nice for the screws either)… The cells are dirty and the prison officers are nasty to the poor convicts…

Here’s a couple of Shijuro hints to help…

1.clean your cell yourself you Fcuking shanks…
2. Don’t go to prison in the first place…

I’ve heard it all now…

I loved the dm article about the  ‘funniest  injuries to the police’…

They are truly the biggest load of slime this side of the  pre-cambrian…

Complaint submitted…

Pete Hitchens: idiot.


Petes brilliant idea for how the police deal with people armed with knives and firearms is… To take our armour, tasers and firearms off us… Presumably to stop the nasty police from hurting anyone…

He also has some helpful hints on dealing with mobile criminality too…

Yes,  by taking our cars off us…

I suspect he might think differently if he is confronted by armed criminals or needs is in the middle of the night and we take 60 minutes or so to walk to him…

He got a bit upset because some officer dealing with a job didn’t immediately jump when he pointed out a heinous crime (someone did a red light)…

What a penis…