LOL…Charge!!!

“your cell is over here, ma’am’

The former News International chief executive Rebekah Brooks arrived at Lewisham Police Station today, above, to be charged with four others with perverting the course of justice during the phone-hacking scandal. They were initially arrested after a bag containing a laptop, iPhone and paperwork was found in a bin near their £1.5m home. The others are Mrs Brooks’ former PA Cheryl Carter, Head of Security at News International Mark Hanna, News International chauffeur Paul Edwards and security consultant Daryl Jorsling.

COR! WHAT A SHOCKA !!!

‘It’s a fit up!” said Mrs Brooks out side the cop-shop (as she did a couple of really fat coppers that looked scared to be out waddled past) ‘Those barsterd coppers have got it in for me, in for me… they’ve all got it in for me!”

‘Binned…’

Mrs Brooks who is now expected to either: become mentally ill with the stress or pregnant on the eve of sentencing when should she be found guilty, went on to say that she ‘often kept records of secret and incriminating documents stored on her iPhone and iMac computer in a laptop bag in a bin a couple of doors away from their millionare home- I mean, derrr doesn’t everyone?’

‘Shields up Lt Sulu!’

A close friend, work colleague and neighbour of Mrs Brooks said, “oh shit… I hope she doesn’t stick the fucking knife into me! I have more to loose than a funny hair cut and odd dress sense-oh fuck really? Err got to go, lawyer lunch err… shit”. He then walked off muttering he was late for a cabinet meeting or something…

‘Fuck all will happen to her anyway’Yes, we all know that. I mean when you have THAT much ‘black’ on people of that wank- you are safer than Mr Safe who is sitting in a giant safe in the middle of Safetown-wrapped in bubble-wrap.

IN OTHER NEWS:

Pinocchio revealed to have wooden dick!

Bears photographed pooing in wooded areas!

‘I’m Catholic’, says Pope in shock interview!

“Water may be wet”, says top scientist Dr Magnamire.

 

While I suspect there is significantly more proability of me becoming the next Space Pope that ‘Can’t spell Rebecca’ Brooks going to jail, it’s fun to think about the possibility-after all the shit she has given out to: Police, Prison Officers etc… to be actually involved in shutting that door…

Sweet…

 

MEANWHILE

‘Old’ Nick Herbert has sent a letter to the Police of the country saying ”we love you and value you… but we are still going to fuck you…because we can…”

Thanks Nick.

Fat, lazy, useless, elf and safety droid, violent cops in action again…

This time first to the scene of a boating accident in Warwickshire.

Along with a local chap, Mr Mynott, the officers WENT INTO THE WATER, and eventually managed to pull two of them to safety, including a little girl who was caught in a life ring by her feet.

The officers and another local gave CPR to the two children saved-sadly the other two and their father drowned.

Of course…

The events described above don’t fit into the image of Police officers the government have handed down to the Street of Shame to push at every opportunity.

Hence the singular absence of interviews and news reports-too busy talking about Rebekka ‘LOL-DC’…

They really are the scum between my toes…

Funny, I don’t see many news stories about corrupt foreign politicians- they exist of course… just the State Sponsered Media  (I can’t separate the two any more) are too ashamed when we have some of the most corrupt politicians in the world.

When you hear they threw away £100,000,000 on a MISTAKE about which fighter planes to order after BEING TOLD BY THOSE THAT KNOW-you realise they are dumb too.

News coverage of the Police Fed march… so far… zip…

There is, however, a nice story about how 5-evil, brutish cops attacked an old bloke without any reason and tasered him half a dozen times too…in the DM though…

One of the thugs was in tears…

Of course…it’s never what the Daily Troll (DT) reports- ‘medical mental health professionals’ were already there trying to section the poor chap when he kicked off.

True to form, they bugged out and called for us-not having training and kit to deal with a 6-ft tall, ex-farmer that just didn’t want to play nice.

After trying the usual ‘come along now sir, there’s a good chap’ approach, hands on were applied whereupon officers were subjected to ‘significant levels of violence’. They responded with taser, leg and arm restraints. Job done. No civvie cas-ies, one to the dark room brigade and a couple of injured cops.

Result.

To run a story in such a way on Fed marching day shows what a rag the DT is.

I look forward with interest to the coverage on National News regarding the march…

Are we heading for a Police-less state?

Thousands of civilians are part of a growing busybody army with police-style powers to fine and to demand personal information.

Civil liberties group the Manifesto Club yesterday warned that the ‘extremely dangerous trend’ is resulting in police powers being handed out ‘like sweets’.

There were 1,406 official ‘snoopers’ in 2008 but their ranks – which include traffic marshals, private security guards and street wardens – have swollen to 2,647.

 

 

The Manifesto Club submitted requests under the Freedom of Information Act to the 43 police forces in England and Wales and discovered that 28 operate Community Safety Accreditation Schemes.

Under the schemes, introduced by the Police Reform Act 2002, a chief constable can give employees of councils and private security firms powers to carry out specific, approved roles.

These include the right to hand out fixed penalty notices for dog fouling, littering, cycling on a footpath, fly-posting; and to request the name and address of people acting in an anti-social manner.

Some can also confiscate alcohol and cigarettes from young people and issue penalty notices of up to £80 for disorder, which are recorded on the Police National Computer.

I wonder who they are going to call when it goes wrong? By wrong I mean, the ‘baddie’ refuses to have the FP? Says something like, “make me…” or “stick it where the sun don’t shine”

Mmm… I wonder…

More to the point, who is going to hold them there until the Police arrive?

More powers? Will they have ‘cuffs? Armour?

Lol…

I wonder if we are just seeing the American model being applied slowly to our country?

You know… Warranted Police just on patrol, nothing else.

The security for court, Malls, sports, bigger hotels etc. being taken up by private staff… a county jail system?  Bounty hunters?

Works for them.

Err…Earth calling MP, over… (hisssssssssssssssssssssss)

Sexual offenders are avoiding jail despite having dozens of convictions, according to Government statistics.

The shocking figures reveal how one predator managed to wrack up a staggering 31 sexual offences while another offender was let off 27 times before finally being sent to prison.

Another attacker had 18 convictions for sexual offences before he was finally locked up.

Tory MP Philip Davies uncovered the staggering details which cover 2008 to 2011 in a parliamentary answer, according to The Sun.

The MP for Shipley, West Yorkshire, said the figures were extraordinary and went against Justice Secretary Ken Clarke’s claims that the courts were sending too many people to prison.

‘That someone can be such a persistent sex offender and not be sent to prison is absolutely shocking,’ he said.

‘You’ve got to wonder what on Earth these courts are thinking. How Ken Clarke can stand up and claim we’re sending too many people to prison when we see figures like this just beggars belief.’

 

LOL where has this bloke been for the last 15-years?

Phil… this has been going on for so long now- it’s difficult to remember when we DID send people away…

Well… I know a group of people that get sent to prison for minor assaults …

Police.

The problem with todays Police?

6-years ago…

Take a look at this and remember that this image is the one that we can’t shake…

Whilst comforting-has no relevance to the modern Policing environment.

 

 

I had to read this twice…

A young thief who whinged that he could not go to prison because he is a ‘fussy eater’ today had his sentence slashed by appeal judges.

Unemployed dad-of-one Patrick Fairley, 20, burst into tears when told he might be jailed, saying it was impossible because he would not like the food.

But Fairley, from North Shields, was locked up for six months at Newcastle Crown Court in March after pleading guilty to theft.

 

 

Today, he appealed and had the sentence cut to 16 weeks by top judges, Lord Justice Davis, Mr Justice Treacy and Judge Peter Collier QC.

His barrister, Nicholas Peacock, told the Court of Appeal that ‘incredibly naive’ Fairley had immediately become very upset when told he might go down.

‘When I spoke to Mr Fairley and informed him of the possibility of a custodial sentence, he burst into tears and told me he could not possibly go to prison, because he is a fussy eater,’ he said.

HEH…

(Starts laughing maniacally…)

HAHAHHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH…

The ‘funny’ thing is… the JUDGE AGREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF!>!>!>!<<!>?????????.