Caution! Cautions…

The DM are in shock and rage about the amount of cautions the cops give out-even for rape!…

Ignoring for the moment the fact we don’t actually decide on the majority of cases…that’s CPS…

What isn’t explained in this cutting edge journalism is why…

Here’s one for you MOPS that read I and I that may be (justifiably) concerned…

Male A rapes female B… She reports it, evidence is gathered, Male A is arrested and…admits the crime on interview… CPS recommend charge.

Two weeks later…she changes her mind…retracts with a statement…

Now… what to do? Do we continue with the prosecution and call a traumatised victim as a hostile witness? One that may even say…”it didn’t happen!” and end up in chokey herself…

Just forget about it… write the whole thing off as a mistake and de-crime it? Allowing Mr A to go about his business with nothing on his record -despite the cough to rape?

OR

Caution… he gets a PNC entry… she doesn’t go to court…as an victim or accused…

It’s not perfect but…it’s the only way to solve certain problems…

It’s not what you have done…it’s who you know…

I see Chris Hum-illiated and wifey have been released from fat-club after serving a whole 2-months of their 8-month sentences…

So…just to remind you gentle reader…Chris was an MP. A person voted to lead. A person trusted to make the most difficult decisions imaginable…do we go to war? Do we have abortion limits changed? Do we bring back the death penalty?

He made a simple mistake (I’ve done it…) he was caught speeding… It wasn’t a lot…just over and he was up for an FP.

However, he CHOSE to pervert the course of justice. He CHOSE to call the Police liars. His wifey chose to do the same…

They should pay the price…

They won’t though…and neither will she… Wifey has a book deal already…having kept a ‘diary’ of her ‘shocking experiences’…I bet.

Before you can say ‘Good Morning’ she will be telling Phil and Willabooby how ‘perfectly ghastly’ it all was; how there are a lot of ‘lost souls’ in stir and… how she was only being a good wife…

Hum-illiated will lie low for a bit and return in some form or another…

Like Jeff…

Like Mandy… (sacked how many times? At least 3…)

Heh…

Days off…after the carnage of the weekend…

As we were down to 9-officers to cover a busy drinking mile, it was, on occasion, a bit scary…

Following as couple of Blue light runs and 20 mins to get a bit of refs, we came across a chap and his mate that were intent on being arrested. They had been chucked out of a pub and couldn’t accept it…as you know we have a fair amount of people in our country that have never heard the word ‘no’ and don’t like it…

After being given numerous chances to go, we were forced to arrest him…I didn’t want to because I am then of the street and we are down to 7…bearing in mind we can have around 2000 in the pubs at any one time…

He played up…handcuffs were applied and he was carted off…he played up in the station too and was re-handcuffed…then he had a coke induced fit…cue bum twitching from custody (don’t blame them) …so he went off to hospital with two response officers (we were needed back on the front)

The funnies…

What liberty want…

The future state of play…

The reality of our system…

How it used to be…

It’s mental…

Once more I must say how the savage reduction in mental health provision in this country of ours has impacted on the Police.

I have read a few accounts of a reduction in around 80% or so over the last 10-years…it doesn’t shock me because I see the results first hand.

I listened with some concern to a report of a man eating his chips on the sea-front yesterday… ‘what’s wrong with that Shijuro?’ I hear you cry… Nothing, if he wasn’t eating the paper too…

‘Perhaps he needed the fibre?’, you may retort… mmm…ok…but then shouting at the top of your voice ‘ARRGGGHHH I’M THE MESSIAH!!!’ (ok…he’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!) over and over again to the amusement of those on buses and a nice distance away-and the horror and concern from those MOPS up close.

The cops arrive to see him laughing hysterically and the shouting and spitting at the officers making ‘first contact’. Resisting the urge to CS this poor bloke, he is detained under the mental health act and transported to the local ‘place of safety’. For us that’s miles away.

FOUR HOURS LATER, the doctors are still umming and arrring about sectioning him.

Why? Because he isn’t batty enough (technical term)? Nope … the staff say he is madder than ‘Mad Jack McMadd’ …no…it’s because:

a) they can’t make a decision …and (b) they haven’t got the beds…

So he is released… my mate was having it massive…as we say in the police…so I advised her to get the doc to explain the rationale and sign her pocket book…

“err…why?”, asks the good doctor (the others look on with interest)…

“because, Doc…if the ‘dark passenger’ speaks to this bloke tonight and he throws him self off the pier and drowns- you lot will be up in lights when the IPCC comes a calling…”

He didn’t like that… but…I guess, like us with his former patient, he will just have to deal with it.

Open season…

…on Police…

I love the fact that the Police are now ‘in the frame’ for Jimmy Saville’s alleged (note alleged…it’s not been tested in court …ahem..) abusive behaviour… Given the fact that the Beeb obviously knew a lot more than they let on about his behaviour and the criticism they have received over this sorry affair-it seems inevitable they would seek to try to share the blame. The police are so hated by the ‘government’ and media these days, it was a no brainer who would be chosen.

For me it was, of course, inevitable that we were going to get the blame…we get the blame for pretty much anything the media can find these days…

When you see ‘cops investigated for shooting a man in a wheelchair…’ scary. Evil cops should presumably have allowed the man to shoot a couple of them with the shotgun he held and pointed at them?

Cops are even not beneath oppressing children too… telling a child off for drawing a hop scotch thing on the pavement… causing her so much trauma she cant play outside now… (£!) Despite the known facts that children make up stuff…and the trackable panda cars were not shown anywhere near the house at the time, added to the the facts no other people witnessed it…the media and the rest of the police haters have made up their mind who to believe…

MPs clearly think they are under attack from the Police over the expenses scandal… The Torygraph has a couple of expenses scandal stories that show how hypocritical MPs actually are.

One MP having been caught out FRAUDULENTLY taking OUR money and asked to give it back (instead of being arrested, imprisoned, loosing pension etc) has the Blackpool sized front to REFUSE!!!

Denis (the menace) Macshane is back on the police hit list for all sorts of expenses naughtiness... and when you see how much MPs are actually doing us all for and at the same time, reducing my salary, pension etc… it really grates.

Chamois? Where art thou?

Police in China dealing with a road rage incident diffused the situation by…err…killing the angry bloke. Well…that’s what the DM would have you think…but reading on it seems “road rage” was somewhat disingenuous as the driver Had stabbed two others-killing them. A third victim is fighting for his life… An enquiry has been ordered into the police action.  One officer told local media: ‘He broke the law and resisted arrest, it is unlikely that much more can be said other than that.’We are mainly going to be concerned in identifying him and finding out what prompted him to attack the other drivers rather than investigating – the police were only doing their job.’ I love the Chinese gaffer’s comments that the enquiry was mainly about the man that went mad and attacked people with a knife… Of course “enquiry” in the uk is more about putting police officers in prison… Interesting note: one taser could have stopped this incident and the man would be alive… The Chinese cops clearly didn’t fancy going hand to hand with this man- batons are fine but they need to be used up close…they didn’t want to kill him…that’s obvious as they could have shot him. I support the routine arming of all front line officers…a at the very least we should have taser. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2320894/Shocking-moment-road-rage-driver-fatally-injured-Chinese-police-attacked-wooden-poles-resisting-arrest