What happens when two idiots meet on a public road…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2102245/Bus-driver-used-vehicle-weapon-ram-cyclist-road.html

The above is a story of two idiots…IMHO…

One is riding his bike like a jerk…

The other driving a bus in the same manner…

What amazes me is:

he survived…

the driver wasn’t charged with Sec 18 wounding…or even attempted murder…

I cycle to work on occasion and have had a few close calls…

The thing that cyclists forget is they can’t accelerate like a car and cause problems on islands etc…

Car drivers forget that cyclists can be killed with the lightest of vehicular impacts…

25 Responses to What happens when two idiots meet on a public road…

  1. A clue, shij… who did you meet?

  2. Cyclists also forget that red lights apply to them too, as does the law against using a mobile phone, and that they aren’t allowed on the pavement, and that they should use lights and…

    I could go on.

  3. Driving a bus like an idiot is a scale up from riding a bike like an idiot. It’s not the bus driver who is likely to be killed.

  4. Promise me son not to do the things I;ve done, stay away from trouble if you can…..

    …look old Yellow’s leaving.

  5. Thursday, Tommy?

  6. 7:30 PM

  7. Remarkable.

  8. Why is Country music so dismal – the wife has left, the crop has failed and the horse has haemmorrhoids and life just aint worth living’. It really is music to cut your throat by!

  9. “… I will be wearing a black polo neck … I have a shaved head …”

    In French this is: “Chauve à col roulé”

    Which literally means: “the bald one with the turtleneck”…. which is the French slang for penis.

    You really are a bald man in a turtleneck?

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

    You are absolutely PRICELESS, Monsieur Penis.

    Such a (sh) wit you are.

    Me? I am 6’2″” and have hair. I look forward to seeing you.

    • Laugh away…

      You belong to a group of people (trolls) that make fun of dead children, drive teenagers to suicide and people to hide online.

      I bet you are soooo proud…

      Every comment you make just proves what you are…

    • I suppose my response should be along the lines of…

      ‘we will see how brave you are face to face…’

      but we BOTH know you wont turn up… not in a million years…

      too scared…

      or…

      travelling ‘internationally’…

      ‘pretentious? moi?’

      LOL!!!

      Does the phrase ‘played like a fiddle’ have any resonance ?
      ;-)

  10. Ouch!!

    I bet rubbing your nose in your little faux pas of describing yourself as Monsieur Penis and you running to look up the “ad hominem” fallacy , still stings, huh?

    But Shijuro mate, when you say: ” I suppose my response should be along the lines of…‘we will see how brave you are face to face… but we BOTH know you wont turn up… not in a million years…”

    Does that mean you are (predictably) back-pedaling and backing out already, Monsieur Penis? I suppose you’ll be spending the time with the Mr Sheen polishing your DayGlo to a nice shiny bright yellow?

    C’mon, Buddy! Why not be there after all? I still look forward to buying you that drink this Thursday.

    • I am not your buddy.

      You are a scum sucking troll…

      I don’t drink with criminals…

      I arrest them…

      Heh… I’ll be there…

      But I don’t think you will have much time for ‘drinking’…

      lol

      anyway… back in the toy box for you for a bit…

      (have to speak to grown-ups…you know how it is Mr International traveller…lol)

  11. “..I don’t drink with criminals…

    I arrest them…”

    Sure you do.

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

    Oh! I’m sorry!!!! Is exposing you to be a blustering posturing pompous idiot on your crappy weblog, actually a criminal offence?????

    Oh MY G*D!!!!! What shall we do??? (Apart from build bigger gaols)?

    Boo hoo ho ha ha HA HA HA HA HA!

    *Really* looking forward to meeting you, Monsieur Penis.

    • That’s not a criminal offence … No.

      Harassment is… Calling someone a nonce, calling their wife a slag and saying I nonce my kids IS an offence…

      So I am looking forward to ‘seeing’ you … Briefly … Lol…

      As you drive away in the back of the panda… :-)

  12. …and a distinct lack of intelligence is common among those who lift tracts of psychobabble, verbatim from Wikipedia.

    (Bigger yawn)

    (you plagiarising Joke)

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